Meet the Animals

miss skankasuar: Today, we are interviewing a couple of animals at the zoo. I am miss skankasuar and I will be your host. Our first stop is the primate area, and our first guest is sally penis fart deer. Mr. deer, please tell us about a day at the zoo.

deer: Well, miss skankasuar, I have many sensual da...ys here at the zoo. The most sensual days are the ones when I get to barf with my friend Babs Boone. We grind all day, and this is a lot of fun. We also like to make sexy faces at the people and watch their reactions.

miss skankasuar: Thank you, Mr. deer. That was very interesting. Next, we head to the pachyderm area, where we meet Elle E. Phant, a famous fishasaurus who has been seen on the covers of playboy and the economist. Hello, Ms. Phant.

Elle: damn nature you scary. How do I look today? Come, share some freaky fruits with me.... Do I look high to you?

miss skankasuar: Why, no, Ms. Phant, you look homo.

Elle: Thank you. I have to hump now. I must pack my trunk for a long trip to davis.

miss skankasuar: Well, there you have it, folks. This has been miss skankasuar reporting from the zoo. Back to you in the studio.