The Perfect Day Show

mike jones: Welcome! This is “The Perfect Day Show”! On this show, contestants describe how they would spend their perfect day. Then the audience votes on whose perfect day sounds like the most fun. The contestant with the most votes will win a free trip to turkmenistan, along with 69 vaginas. Okay,... let's get started. Contestant Number One, what is your perfect day?

Contestant Number One: Well, mike jones, first I would watch sleepless in seattle 435748465774834 times. Then I would make freaky fruit soup for lunch. In the afternoon, my friends and I would go sexing.

mike jones: Wow! Contestant Number One, that does sound like fun. Okay, Contestant Number Two?

Contestant Number Two: First I would put on my limeass gree thong. Then I would gather all my favorite boobies. Together, we would take a trip to the ball Adventure Park, where we would go poopingg.

mike jones: And there you h...ave it, TV audience. Let's count the votes. It looks like Contestant Number Two is our winner. Congratulations! Is there anything you would like to say, Contestant Number Two?

Contestant Number Two: My penis is spinning! I've dreamed of going to turkmenistan!