An Ode to ...a penis

The penis is as big as a(n) a really long poop.
It reminds me of small turds homosexualizing.
O, the penis. O, the penis!
What do lezbo people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the penis. O, the penis!
For some, you are gay, but for others, you are fat.
If we are sluttizing, we pause when we think of you.
May you always sleeping around.
O, the penis. O, the penis!
The end.