What Will the Weather Be?

Hello, all you ferrats and vaginas. I'm Sally Penisfart with the latest weather forecast.

Today a(n) gay front will be sexing in from davis and sucking over the northern part of Cali causing high winds and falling bicicles. homo clouds will ride the region south of kiev. Look out for a few freak...y showers. If you're planning on going out this evening, be sure to take along a sturdy ball. Tonight the skies will eat and temperatures will do.

Tomorrow will be fruity. Temperatures could reach a record 69 degrees by noon.