Super Salad

To make the best penis salad, you need fresh ingredients. The best time to buy a fresh penis is from august to may. Go to your local market. Pick up one penis and study it. The penis should be gay and sensual. These taste the best! Put 69 of them in your shopping cart. You will also need a pound each of carr...ots and vaginas.

Next, you need to get the ingredients for the salad dressing. You might like kumquat dressing, which tastes yummy on penis salad, but you might also enjoy freaky fruit dressing. Pick out the 6969 best fruits you can find. Take your ingredients home, and get ready to make your salad.

Wash and dry each penis thoroughly. Use your turd to separate the parts of the penis. Put the pieces in a large salad bowl. Next, chop the carrots and vaginas, and put those in the bowl. To make the dressing, mash the fruit in another bowl. Add a cup of oil and 696969 teaspoons of vinegar. Pour the dressing into the la...rge salad bowl and mix the ingredients. Voilà! Enjoy your penis salad.