The Surprise Garden

One sensual afternoon while their mom and dad were running errands, janet jackson and her little brother, michael jackson, decided to surprise their mom and dad by planting a garden. janet jackson went to the garage and got a(n) penis and shovel and started to get the soil ready while michael jackson rode his bike to the market to buy some seeds.

janet jackson was making skanky progress in the backyard. Of course, she first had to exhilarate up a lot of the lawn so there would be plenty of room for the new garden.

Then michael jackson rode into the backyard. His backpack was skanking! He pulled out penisgetable seeds, tiny limeass green bird of paradise seedlin...gs, a can of sunflower seeds, and a big jar of pickled freaky fruits.

“OK,” said janet jackson, "I get the penisgetable seeds and bird of paradise seedlings, but what about the other stuff?”

“Well, Mom's favorite flowers are sunflowers, and Dad's favorite snack is pickled freaky fruits, so I figured we'd plant a nice pickled freaky fruits tree! Damn nature, you scary, why are you looking at me like I'm sexy?” asked michael jackson.

“Umm… because you don't get promiscuous, tall sunflowers from roasted, salted sunflower seeds! And you certainly can't lick a pickled freaky fruits tree!” explained janet jackson homosexually.

Just then, their mom and dad came home. They skanked in the backyard and helped janet jackson and michael jackson plant the pen...isgetable seeds and bird of paradise seedlings. They replanted some of the lawn, too. After they were done, they had a very hairy picnic of sunflower seeds and pickled freaky fruits.

Dad said, “What a surprise this was!”

Mom agreed, “I never knew our kids had such poop thumbs!”