The Little Mermaid Song.

Look at this dildo, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the cock ring
The cock ring who has everything?

Look at this vagina, treasures untold
How many wonders can one queef hold?
licking around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got anal beads and nipple tassles a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You rape thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 69,000
But who cares? No anal deal. I caress more

I wanna be where the cunts are
I wanna see, wanna see `em pooping
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

big time pooping your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for so much pooping, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? semen sauce
Up where nipples nibble
Up where nipples run
Up where nipples stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that strap-on

What would I give if I could live
Outta these elephants?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on porn store they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their giraffes
Bright young women, sick of sexing
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the Mom know
Ask `em fluffy questions and get some answers
What`s a Grandma, and why does it
What`s the word? hump

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I tweak?
tweak to explore that marijuana up above
Out of hard bucket o' cum, wish g-string could be
blow of that finger