Westward Ho!

Kate and Olga had a sleepover at Kate's house last weekend. Both had a lot of fun. The girls played a lot of games, but their favorite one was “Cowgirl,” since they both like riding horses so much. They pretended they were cowgirls in the Old West.

They changed their names to Buckaroo Kate and Cowpoke Olga,... with their trusty horses, skankasaur and cuntbucket. They ran around the house, herding futons instead of cattle, yelling “Get along little doggies!” They practiced their roping skills, using belts and chasing the giraffe around the house. Luckily, the giraffe was too smart for them and hid under the couch!

Their favorite activity was singing cowgirl songs that they mostly made up as they went along, which is why they don't rhyme.

“Get along little panda,
you move way too pooply.
We have to get to chicago in the north of Idaho!
We have 12 head of fish
to move way out West,
but you're moving too slow,
you are such a pest!”...

They decided to have more sleepovers and to practice their cowgirl skills, especially their cowgirl song-writing!